I actually applied for the dildo testing position at UKNakedMen.com but it looks like Ashley Ryder beat me out for the job. I don’t know why; I gave a very enthusiastic interview. I guess I’m not as talented as Ashley Ryder’s bottomless boy pussy. Although I am sure Korben David could shove those rubber missiles any where he had a mind to. I even applied for the stock boi position. Sure the pay is less than stellar but look at those perks! Who wouldn’t want to feed their hard cock to an eager subbie boy
after during a long day at work. I guess Victor had a better résumé.
The worst part, after they finished spit roasting Ashley they put him on the floor and shoot their loads all over him. Damn that could have been me! See the other Jobs I didn’t get at UKNakedMen.com.